The Inbetweeners, Series 2

Neil:
How much Lego can you stick up your bum?

Will:
Oh, for Christ's sake!

Neil:
How much Lego can you get up your bum? Didn't you do it as a kid? Just a triangle one and a long one? Maybe a few singles?

Will:
Oh God, what if my birthdays just get worse and worse from now on? What'll happen next year?

Jay:
You get AIDS?

Will:
I'd have to have sex for that to happen.

Neil:
Or f*** a monkey?

Will:
Technically, that still counts as sex.

Simon:
Or drink from the same cup as Neil's dad.

Neil:
Oi, my dad does not have AIDS!

Jay:
Your dad is so AIDS. He's the one who gave it to monkeys.

Neil:
You take that back!

Jay:
That's what the monkeys said to him.