Angel, Season 1

[Doyle returns from a dangerous task.]

Cordelia:
You're alive!

Doyle:
And you're not happy?

Cordelia:
We were worried.

Doyle:
Oh! Well, it's all gonna be okay n... [Cordelia slaps him] ...What was that for?

Cordelia:
Why didn't you tell me you were half demon? I thought we agreed that secrets are bad!

Doyle:
I wanted to tell you. I was afraid. I thought if I did, you'd reject me.

Cordelia:
I rejected you way before now! So you're half demon! Big whoop!! I can't believe you'd think I'd care about that. I mean, I work for a vampire! Hel-lo?

Doyle:
It's true. I just...

Cordelia:
What do you think I am, superficial? I mean, you're half demon. That's so far down the list. Way under 'short.' And 'poor.' Is there anything else I should know?

Doyle:
The half demon thing? Pretty much my big secret.

Cordelia:
Good. That's out. It's done. Would you ask me out for dinner, already?