It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2

Mac:
Charlie look, I normally wouldn't come to you with this sort of thing because you're incredibly unreliable... but Dennis, Dee and Frank are all directly connected to this. Dennis' mom tried to have sex with me!

Charlie:
Interesting...

Mac:
Yeah man, she got naked... she came on to me. I mean, that woman is straight crazy, but I think I wanna bang her, man! I know I shouldn't do it...

Charlie:
I think you should do it!

Mac:
What?

Charlie:
Look, an opportunity like this only comes around once in a lifetime right?

Mac:
Right!

Charlie:
And so you'd be a fool to let it slip through your fingers.

Mac:
Yeah! That's what I'm thinking! But... it's Dennis and Dee's Mom...

Charlie:
Well that means that no one ever ever is going to find out.

Mac:
That doesn't make any sense...

Charlie:
It doesn't have to make sense!

Mac:
You're right! I'm gonna do it!