It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2

Lady:
Are you going to take care of the crime problem here?

Dennis:
Absolutely, I say we put them on buses and ship them over to Iraq.. make them fight the terrorists.

Lady:
You're very handsome.

Dennis:
Thank you ha ha.

Charlie:
This is going very, very well man.

Dennis:
I know people are really responding to me.

Charlie:
They love the bone structure.

Mac:
[walking up to them] I've been looking for you guys everywhere...Look. I've been thinkin'...and I feel like I could be a real asset to you guys. I wanna help.

Charlie:
What? Wait, wait, so first you wash your hands in politics and now you want back in? That's called flip-flopping, Mac! That's what Democrats do.

Dennis:
Hang on a second Charlie, let's give the guy a chance to prove himself.

Mac:
Yeah, yeah. Give me a chance...what should I do?

Charlie:
"What should I do"? Strike one, buddy.

Dennis:
You gotta bring something to the table, Mac.

Mac:
All right...ah...check this out. [Goes up to woman pushing her baby in a stroller] Excuse me, hi. I couldn't help but notice your adorable baby.

Woman:
Oh, thank you.

Mac:
Yeah, I was wondering, [stopping the stroller from moving] if you wouldn't mind if that handsome young gentleman over there kissed it.

Woman:
Excuse me?

Mac:
Yeah...oh. I'm sorry. He's running for District 37 Comptroller, so it's cool.

Woman:
You know, I'd rather not.

Mac:
[stopping the stroller again] Yeah, well you know...it's...good for him and it's good for you, so I think you should maybe just give me the baby.

Woman:
You know what? Please leave me alone.

Mac:
OK, lady. Just give me the baby and I could get it over with as quickly as possible.

Woman:
I said no!

Mac:
Goddammit, just give me the baby! [tries to unbuckle the baby out of the stroller]

Woman:
Somebody help me!

Charlie:
This is campaign suicide, dude...

Dennis:
Let's get out of here.