It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2

Charlie:
Look, could you imagine America where everyone just gives up?

Dee:
I don't care.

Charlie:
Ok, let's just give up.

Mac:
Hey Charlie.

Charlie:
No look guys. How you doing? Have you come to gloat and shove it in my face?

Mac:
No. No.

Charlie:
No, it's okay and you know why? Because I give up. I'm living in GiveUp America.

Dennis:
What are you talking about? Will you shut up?

Charlie:
I'm gonna be a smoker.

Mac:
You don't have to smoke Charlie.

Charlie:
You know why? Because we give up. We live in GiveUp America. I live in GiveUp America. I live in an America where... hey Ryan. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but if you're not too busy showering in your brother's urine or plotting your revenge against me, would you mind lighting my cigarette? Thanks bro. Hey Liam, I'm sorry I sent you to jail man, but anytime you want to stab me, it'd be really great for me because... [Liam stabs Charlie in the back with a fork]

Liam:
That's what you get Charlie.

Dennis:
Hey get the hell out of here.

Liam:
You get forkstabbed!