It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3

Charlie:
Man this is crazy. You are dancing with the entire McPoyle Family. These people are freak shows, man...freaks. But you're keeping your cool. You're keeping your cool. You know why? Because you are the Green Man. Green Man is saving your life right now, bro. Just go with the flow.

Mac:
Charlie, we've been looking all over for you, dude.

Dennis:
Green Man, I knew you couldn't resist.

Charlie:
Huh? You know what? I'm actually tripping pretty hard right now.

Mac:
You're tripping?

Charlie:
Yeah, Frank gave me some acid and it's like... whoo.

Mac:
Oh, Jesus.

Liam:
Hey guys. Guess who got invited to training camp?

Ryan:
Yeah, we're going to be famous.

Dennis:
Look we need to talk to Green Man for a minute please.

Mac:
Yeah, just go over there.

Dennis:
Let's go man. Thank you. Charlie, where is Frank, it's very important.

Charlie:
Oh, Frank? He's standing right there.

Mac:
Frank, What the hell are you doing?

Artemis:
He's been trying to climb through that trash can for 20 minutes. I'm pretty sure he's on acid.

Frank:
Thank God you guys are here! How did you get in here?

Dennis:
What the hell are you talking about? (Mac looks around)

Frank:
I've been stuck in this bathroom for three hours!

Artemis:
I think he took a dump in there.

Mac:
Can you give us a second, please?

Artemis:
Whatever. I'm getting tired of watching him anyway.

Dennis:
All right, Frank, listen. Did you bring your gun today?