It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3

Mac:
You promised you wouldn't bring up the helicopter!

Charlie:
Dude, you're not the boss of me, okay?

Mac:
Technically, Charlie, I am the boss of you, because I own half your shares!

Charlie:
Since when?

Mac:
You sold me half your shares of the bar for "goods and services"!

Dennis:
Wait, you've definitely given me half your shares too, dude!

Charlie:
Maybe I gave you guys a couple of shares when my back was against the wall and I needed a little breathing room--

Mac:
Bro, you gave me a shitload of shares one time for half a sandwich!

Charlie:
What're you guys doing? Is this a hose job, where you're hosing me down?

Dennis:
Dude, you hosed yourself down!

Mac:
You hosed yourself up and down, Charlie!

Charlie:
C'mon, what do you guys want me to do?

Mac:
I don't care!

Dennis:
Yeah, get a job!

Charlie:
Oh, get a job?

Mac:
Yeah!

Charlie:
Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, AND FIRE OFF INTO JOBLAND, WHERE JOBS GROW ON JOBBIES?!!!