Angel, Season 1

Wesley:
Hello. I was just in the neighborhood, patrolling with my new Bavarian fighting axe when I suddenly thought, "Perhaps Cordelia has had a vision." Perhaps you need my help in the battle against evil.

Angel:
We seem to be evil-free at the moment.

Wesley:
I also packed along a Word Puzzle 3-D, if either of you has the nerve to take me on.

Cordelia:
Gee, Wesley, I'd love to... but unlike you, I'm not in my eighties quite yet.

Wesley:
If shaking your booty at the latest trendy hot spot is your idea of a life, then call me... [Cordy's gorgeous friends Serena and Emily enter] ...sick with envy.

Serena:
[to Wesley] Hi. I'm Serena. Nice ax.

Wesley:
Oh, no, this old thing? [accidentally embeds weapon in wall]