It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3

Mac:
The shit's always going down in Chinatown, boys!

Charlie:
Okay, okay, quick conference, guys. Everyone, keep their eyes peeled for drifting. All right, people here they love... look at this guy, he's definitely a drifter, all right? He's going to his car and he's going to slide it sideways, ya know what I mean?

Mac:
And you know what happens with tokyo drifting? It leads to bickering, which of course leads to karate.

Charlie:
Which eventually leads to dudes flying from window to window and treetop to treetop.

Mac:
Shooting lightning bolts out of their hands

Charlie:
Yeah! And then there's the guy that shoots lightning bolts out of his hands. He wears a big straw hat and he does that move. His eyes go all white and shit and Kurt Russell fights him.