It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3

Frank:
People love well stories!

Dee:
Really?

Frank:
Yeah!

Dee:
I don't know. That well thing seems a little played-out. I mean, who gets stuck in a well anymore?

Mac:
Kittens do!

Dee:
Kittens? You put those kitties down there?

Mac:
Well...

Dee (annoyed):
Oh, man, okay, I'll do it! Just don't set it on fire, okay? I think this is dangerous enough!

Frank:
Deandra, use your head! How are we gonna set a well on fire?

Mac:
It's filled with water. Save the kittens!

Dee:
I'm going! (She gets into the well)

Mac:
Save the day! (Frank and Mac start to walk away.)

Frank (motioning to Mac):
Gimme the matches.

Mac (handing Frank the matchbox):
Yep...