It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3

Charlie:
OK, all right, I'm ready to rock.

Mac:
And who are you supposed to be?

Charlie:
Bob Dylan, man. Check this out [hands Mac a crudely drawn picture]

Mac:
Jesus, we're all over the place. [looks at picture] Is this a page from a coloring book?

Charlie:
No, dude, that's 'Night Man', those are lyrics.

Mac :
Whatever, let's just rock.

Frank:
Okay, this is what I'm talking about.

Charlie:
All right, where's my curtain?

Mac:
Charlie, don't worry about the curtain, you're not gonna need it.

Charlie:
I want a curtain blocking my face.

Mac:
You don't need one.

Frank:
[to an unkempt man working on wiring] Go on, go have a beer, Ernie.

Charlie:
All right, ready.

Frank:
5, 6, 7, 8!

Charlie:
[singing] Night Man, sneaky and mean. Spider inside my dreams, I think I love you. You make me want to cry, you make me want to die. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, Night Man. Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms, And pin me down and I try to fight you, You come inside me and fill me up and I become the Night Man. (At first, Mac and Frank appear to be cool with Charlie's lyrics, but when he starts in with the second part, they both stop playing and look at Charlie as if to say, "What the hell is this shit?")

Mac:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Charlie. Hang on a second. I mean the first half of that song was kind of cool, but what's with the second half?

Charlie:
It's about the Night Man, like, you know, like filling me up, and I become him, I become the spirit of the Night Man.

Mac:
But it sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you.

Charlie:
What, dude? Where are you getting that from? Alright, [resumes singing] It's just two men sharing the night. It might seem wrong, but it's just right. It's just two men sharing each other. It's just two men like lovin' brothers. One on top, and one on bottom. One inside, and the other is out. One is screaming he's so happy and the other's yelling a passionate shout. It's the Night Man. The feeling so wrong and right man, the feeling so wrong and right man. I can't fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the Night... the passionate, passionate Night Man.

Mac:
We need a new front man...