It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3

Lil' Kev:
[rapping] Let me tell y'all a story bout a girl I knew,

A broke-ass bitch with a gay-ass crew.

She said that I was cute, she said that I was funny,

But the honey couldn't stop lookin' at my money,

Busted old lady with a flat tiny ass,

Body like a skeleton in science class,

Face beat up by the School of Hard Knocks,

Hair so fried and bleached by Clorox,

Its like she's skinny, fat in all the wrong places,

Mothers gotta cover they babies faces,

When she walks by people think she's Godzilla,

Straight outa Compton y'all, naw, straight outa Thrilla,

Lookin' like a zombie, walkin' like a chicken,

Mouth full of shit, that's why her breath be stinkin',

Just one question Dee, before you take your bow:

"This gravy train's leavin, so who's retarded now?"