It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3

Sweet Dee:
Hold on, hang on! You did not get that point down there! That was my point! That was my point! Retarded, two, Normal, one!

Dennis:
She practically came out and told us he was retarded! Retarded, four, Normal, zero!

Sweet Dee:
Whoa, hold on a second! Where'd four come from? It's definitely not four!

Dennis (ticking off the items):
Well, let's see: there's the driving, the drooling in the yearbook, the "overcoming the odds," the living with the mom? And now the "special" thing. You know what, it's not four, it's five!

Dee:
Oh, yeah? What are you, the Point King? You just pick up points left and right? It's Retaded, three, Normal, one!

Dennis:
Oh, come on, there's so much more retarded stuff out there!