It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3

Mac:
What the hell are you doing here, dude?

Dennis:
I'm working, what're you doing?

Mac:
You cannot seriously be thinking about banging this old lady!

Dennis:
No, no, Mac, you have to separate yourself from the way they look, you see? Frank says that the only thing that matters in this game is cash.

Mac (incredulous)':
What did Frank do to you?

Dennis:
Frank takes care of me, okay? You don't understand the nature of our relationship.

Mac (does a double-take):
What?! (Frank notices them and comes running down the stairs.)

Frank (motioning to Mac):
Hey! Hey! You, out! This is our turf, get out!

Mac:
No, Frank, he cannot bang this woman, okay? she's the mob boss' wife!

Frank:
What do you think she's gonna do? Call her husband and say she's bangin' a hoor? (points to Dennis, then to the stairs) Dennis! Up those stairs! (Dennis turns to obey, but Mac grabs him.)

Mac:
Dennis, don't do it, he's got you brainwashed. (Frank spins Dennis around and backhands him)

Frank:
GO!

Mac (grabbing Dennis):
Dennis! (Mac backhands Dennis) STAY!

Frank (hits Dennis again):
GO!

Mac (hitting Dennis again):
STAY!

Frank:
GET UP THERE!

Mac:
STAY!

Frank:
NOW!

Mac:
STAY!

Frank:
NOW!

Mac':
STAY!

Frank:
RIGHT!

Mac:
YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED!

Frank:
NOW!

Dennis:
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP! Please stop hitting me so I can think for a second!

Frank (nervous):
You see? This is bad! You got him thinkin' for himself again!

Frannie (from the top of the stairs):
What the hell are you doing, whore? Get back upstairs!

Dennis (after a few seconds):
No.

Frannie:
Get your ass back in the bedroom.

Dennis (stronger):
I'm outta here. (Dennis walks out.)

Frannie:
And what about you, Pussy Hands?

Mac (taken aback):
Me? Oh, no, I would never sleep with you, you're gross.