It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4

Sinbad:
Yo, punk, wake up!

Dennis:
What the hell?!

Sinbad:
Yeah, you in hell all right! You know what? My name is Sinbad. This is Sinbad's house, and when you in Sinbad's house, you my bitch! Yeah, you know who that is? That's Rob Thomas - Matchbox Twenty. [to Rob] Sing a song.

Rob:
[Inhales]

Sinbad:
Shut up!

Dennis:
Matchbox Twenty? Ooh.

Sinbad:
Oh, you the man, huh? You gonna punk him like that?

Dennis:
No, no, no.

Sinbad:
Stay back ,man, no, matter of fact unleash the fury. Get his shoe! Beat his testicles!

Dennis:
No, no, no! Don't beat my test...come on. Rob Thomas and Sinbad, uh. Look man, I'm pretty confused about what I'm seeing here and I'm in a lot of pain. I just don't know whats going on.

Sinbad:
Oh it's the pain, huh? My bad, you know I ain't know you was hurting like that. My bad cause I've hurt before, you've hurt before, we all hurt. So I'm-a just break it down now, introduce myself right, that's wrong. I'm Sinbad, that's my headshot. I'll autograph that for you a little later on. And this is Sinbad's house, and you my bitch!