It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4

Dee:
[aiming a gun at a pumpkin on Frank's head] Ready?

Frank:
Yes.

Dee:
All right.

Frank:
Shoot!

Dee:
One, two, three..

Charlie:
[comes running in] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Do not shoot that pumpkin! What are you doing!?

Frank:
I stole a bunch of guns! I'm testing them out, Charles! This revolution is gonna make us a fortune!

Charlie:
All right, well, leave the pumpkin out of it, the pumpkin's innocent.

Frank:
Shoot the pumpkin.

Charlie:
Do not shoot the pumpkin, please.

Dee:
OK.

Charlie:
Gimme the gun.

Dee:
Fine.

Charlie:
Why is the witch slave shooting at you, anyway?

Frank:
Maybe she used her sorcery.

Dee:
Sorcery?! Your dumb dick partner walked into the bar, said he stole a bunch of guns, and asked if I wanted to shoot a pumpkin off his head. Of course I did, so here we are.

Frank:
Damn your necromancy, woman!

Dee:
Oh my God!

Charlie:
Maybe if we shoot you, you won't feel it anyway, witch.

Dee:
You know what? OK, you guys. I tell you what, you win! I'm a witch, OK? I'm a witch and I curse both of you and all of your stupid guns!

Charlie:
[points gun at Dee and pulls trigger but gun malfunctions]

Dee:
Charlie! Goddammit! [storms off]

Frank:
Gimme that gun!

Charlie:
She cursed the gun!

Frank:
[aims at the door Dee walked through and pulls trigger] She put a curse on the gun!

Charlie:
[pulls out another gun] Let's try this one. [aims at Frank and pulls trigger]

Frank:
Nothin'!

Charlie:
Try me! [strikes a pose]

Frank:
[pulls trigger but still nothing happens]