It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5

Lawyer:
You know what? This family, behind me, has 90 days to vacate. Until then, you can't touch them.

Frank:
That's bullbird man.

Charlie:
Alright.

Frank:
Whaddaya got there?

Charlie:
Lemme handle this, Frank. It's not bullbird. He's making a few good points. Look buddy, I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings, uh, I'm well educated, well versed. I know that situations like this, real-estate wise, are complex.

Lawyer:
Actually, they're pretty simple. The forms are all standard boiler-plate.

Charlie:
Okay. Well we're all hungry. We'll get to our hot-plates soon enough. Let's talk about the contract here.

Lawyer:
I'm sorry, I forgot. Where did you go to law school again?

Charlie:
Well I could ask you that very same question.

Lawyer:
I went to Harvard.

Charlie:
Ah, mhm.

Lawyer:
How about you? Hm? Uh?

Charlie:
I'm pleading the fifth, sir.

Lawyer:
I'd advise that you do that.

Charlie:
And I'll take that advice into cooperation, alright? Now what say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird-law and see how comes out the victor?

Lawyer:
You know, I don't think I'm going to do anything close to that and I can see clearly you know nothing about the law. It seems like you have a tenuous grasp of the English language in general.

Charlie:
(said as fly flies past his head) I, uh, well, filibuster!

Lawyer:
Do you.. Do you know what that word means?

Charlie:
Ah-yup!

Lawyer:
Yeah, whats that mean?

Charlie:
uhhhhhhh. AHHHHHHH!!!(proceeds to slam through the door)