It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5

Dennis:
You drew a man's buttocks on a towel!

Mac:
Yeah. You get out of the shower in the college dorm, they got the butt, right, people are laughing --

Dennis:
Oh, okay, yeah.

Mac:
Your buddies are laughing. And then, and then you give 'em one of these. Boom.

Dennis:
Oh, that is big.

Mac:
That's a big monster dick.

Dennis:
That's huge.

Mac:
That's the biggest dick you ever seen.

Dennis:
Yeah, that's really --

Mac:
Right?

Dennis:
That's not how you see yourself, though...

Mac:
That's funny.

Dennis:
That is funny.

Mac:
That's funny.

Dennis:
Yeah, people are gonna laugh at that.

Mac:
But that's just a setup.

Dennis:
What is it?

Mac:
For this. Ding-ding-ding!

Dennis:
Oh, it's a baby dick!

Mac:
Yeah. We're gonna sell a million of these.

Dennis:
We are gonna sell a million of those, dude.

Mac:
We'll do black ones and yellow ones, for the Asians.

Dennis:
Yeah, that...

Mac:
This is probably more Asian than anything else.

Dennis:
Dude, yeah, oh my gosh.

Mac:
Maybe a little bit more bush.

Dennis:
Well, you know what we should do? We should set up a website for it.

Mac:
Already did it.

Dennis:
What? You did?

Mac:
Dick towel dot com.