It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7

Dennis:
I want to be inside you. I want to do shit to you that is gonna make you realize what a boring, worthless, piece-of-shit your husband really is.

Christie:
Wait a second, I'm confused. Why would you want to have sex with me?

Dennis:
Why the hell wouldn't I wanna have sex with you? I mean, bam, bam, boom.

Christie:
Because you're gay.

Dennis:
What?! I'm not gay.

Christie:
Dude, you're wearing makeup.

Dennis:
Yeah, I'm wearing a little bit of makeup. Who doesn't...

Christie:
And a girdle.

Dennis:
Yeah, I wanted to seem thin for the occasion. That's not weird.

Christie:
You've also been gossiping with me for the last twenty minutes.

Dennis:
I was speeding through the steps. I have the system that... I was demonstrating value on the dance floor, and then I engaged you physically when I put my hands on your hips. Now I'm nurturing your dependence by letting you talk shit about your boring, worthless, piece-of-shit husband. Then I was gonna take you into an empty broom closet and I was gonna bang the shit out of you. And then I was gonna neglect you emotionally. That's what I do, Christie. And it was working. I was manipulating your feeble little brain into doing what I want. What I want. And then now it's what you want.

Christie:
[getting away] Ew!

Dennis:
"Ew," okay, yeah, well, your husband is a liar, how about that, Christie? Yeah, stay with a liar! And a deceiver! [talking to everyone, or no one in particular] Yeah, Tim does not deserve to be the king of the mountaintop! I am the king of the mountaintop! I reign supreme over everyone in this school. I am the golden god of this place. I reign supreme! I! I!