It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7

Waitress:
[drunk] Hey, hey, hey. Great dance, assholes. You know what? Just like you low-life shits, I didn't get invited to the after party either, but whatever. I'm just gonna have sex with somebody to feel better about myself. I'm gonna bang the next person who talks to me. So who's it gonna be?

[Just before Charlie can say anything, in comes...]

Schmitty:
How you doing, fellas? Having fun?

Charlie:
Schmitty, excuse me...

Schmitty:
Did I miss the festivities? What are we doing here? [turns around and sees the Waitress] Hey, how are you.

Waitress:
Do you wanna have sex with me?

Schmitty:
Yes, I do.

'Waitress:
Well, there you go.

Schmitty:
See you, guys. [points to Dee in her brace as he walks off with the Waitress] Monster. Where do you wanna go? You got a car?

Waitress:
I don't know.

Schmitty:
We'll use mine, come on.

Charlie:
Schmitty.

Mac:
Let's go back to the bar.

Dee:
Yeah.

Frank:
Let's go, Charlie.

Charlie:
Schmitty just...

Mac:
Swooped in and grabbed the most disgusting girl here.