JAG, Season 5

Adm. Chegwidden:
Why do you keep sending me reminder memos?

Mac:
Excuse me, sir?

Adm. Chegwidden:
And why are they in large type?

Mac:
Well, sir, you have, on occasion-

Adm. Chegwidden:
-- Misplaced my reading glasses.

Mac:
It's just in case, sir.

Adm. Chegwidden:
You know, colonel, I've always respected your objectivity.

Mac:
Thank you, sir.

Adm. Chegwidden:
Am I slowing down?

Mac:
Sir, as we age, our physical skills diminish.

Adm. Chegwidden:
Wrong answer.

Mac:
But our hearts grow stronger.

Adm. Chegwidden:
New Age mumbo jumbo. Well, hell, that's what I tell myself anyway. I'm glad you agree. Thanks.

Mac:
Don't mention it, sir.

Adm. Chegwidden:
I won't. And incidentally, if you do, to anyone, I'll be on your 6 faster than a surface-to-air missile.

Mac:
Understood, sir.