JAG, Season 5

(AJ is on the phone.)

Woman:
Welcome to Arlington National Cemetery. We are open 365 days of the year. A menu of options follows. Press 1 to schedule an internment or inurnment. Press 2 for gravesite locations. Press 3... (AJ presses a button.) Press 1 to schedule an inurnment. Press 2 to schedule a ground burial. (AJ presses a button.) Interment processing. Please provide the following information. Speak slowly and clearly. What are the last four digits of your social security number?

AJ:
9852.

Woman:
What is your height?

AJ:
Six foot three inches.

Woman:
How deep would you like your plot?

AJ:
What?

Woman:
When will you be expecting to need it?

AJ:
Good God. (Hangs up the phone.)