JAG, Season 8

Turner:
I bet they toasted you in all three wardrooms after that stunt you pulled on Friday.

Mac:
You were on a sub. How'd you know Harm flew that mission?

Turner:
I heard a naval aviator got a cruise missile up his six and had to fly halfway to India to run it out of fuel. Only Superman, here, would be fool enough to pull a stunt like that.

Harm:
Yeah well, I bet Alec Baldwin would have nailed that sub before it launched a missile.

Turner:
Hey Harm--- we tried. That sub got a missile off just as we- Who told you about Alec Baldwin?

Harm:
Lieutenant Singer told everyone at JAG you convinced the action group that you were Alec Baldwin.

Mac:
Well, actually she said it was Sean Connery but Harriet knew who she meant.

Harm:
Yeah. Harriet e-mailed Bud, that's how we found out about it. But I'm sure with Singer's mouth, half of DC knows by now that you think you're Alec Baldwin.

Mac:
Or Sean Connery.

Turner:
I will strangle that Lieutenant when we get back.