JAG, Season 8

JAG (1995-2005), is an American TV series about fictional events at the Navy's Judge Advocate General's Corps. JAG is an elite legal wing of officers trained as lawyers who investigate, prosecute and defend those accused of crimes in the military, i… more »

Gibbs:
A kid puts an arrow in a corpse. That's a new one.

Tony:
Just a variation. (Chuckles.) I remember we found this old guy, died watching TV. We found him sitting in the La-Z-Boy, stiff as a board, with a Bud in his hand.

Viv:
Oh, please, not another Baltimore homicide story.

Tony:
It looks like a natural death, but we gotta wait for the ME to confirm it, right? So it's dinnertime, my partner and I are starving, so we tell the beat rookie to keep an eye on the stiff. Rookie's never been alone with a body. Well, suddenly, the body goes out of rigor, slumps. The air trapped in the lungs is forced through the voice box and the corpse moans.

Viv:
Stop it!

Tony:
Rookie freaks, empties his service revolver into the body.

Gibbs:
You know what I think, DiNozzo?

Tony:
Don't say it's an urban myth man, 'cause I was there.

Gibbs:
I think you were the rookie.

Tony:
That's funny, Gibbs. Funny. Wrong, but funny.

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