JAG, Season 8
Gibbs:
A kid puts an arrow in a corpse. That's a new one.
Tony:
Just a variation. (Chuckles.) I remember we found this old guy, died watching TV. We found him sitting in the La-Z-Boy, stiff as a board, with a Bud in his hand.
Viv:
Oh, please, not another Baltimore homicide story.
Tony:
It looks like a natural death, but we gotta wait for the ME to confirm it, right? So it's dinnertime, my partner and I are starving, so we tell the beat rookie to keep an eye on the stiff. Rookie's never been alone with a body. Well, suddenly, the body goes out of rigor, slumps. The air trapped in the lungs is forced through the voice box and the corpse moans.
Viv:
Stop it!
Tony:
Rookie freaks, empties his service revolver into the body.
Gibbs:
You know what I think, DiNozzo?
Tony:
Don't say it's an urban myth man, 'cause I was there.
Gibbs:
I think you were the rookie.
Tony:
That's funny, Gibbs. Funny. Wrong, but funny.
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