Jericho, Season 1

Johnston:
So anyhow, it's like 3 am, I've got this flashlight in my face. Gail's over on her side of the bed trying to find the phone to call the cops and finally I located the light switch. It's Eric, who's standing there and he says, "I can't go to sleep until I confess - I'm drunk." I said, "You're what?" He said, "I'm drunk. It won't ever happen again, I don't know what I was thinking." Meantime he looks perfectly normal, his speech isn't slurred or anything. Gail starts grilling him, turns out he has had a beer and a half. I said to him, "Son, do you have any idea how much beer it takes to get drunk?" He said, "No, I don't." I said, "Well get out of here and don't wake me up again until you do!"