The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Season 3

[Near Van Patten Belt]

Sheen:
Engines down! Losing power! Abandon ship!

Libby:
You're enjoyin' that massage chair a little too much.

Sheen:
Set boosters on "Lower back"! Engage!

Carl:
Thanks for taking us miniture golfing on Mercury, Jimmy. Hey, you want some of my extra orange juice my mom packed me?

Jimmy:
Thanks, Carl...[Gulping loudly] But we're not home yet. I still have to steer us past the Van Patten Radiation Belt.

Cindy:
Ha! Neutron probably thought the low gravity would throw off my backswing. Wrong! As usual.

Jimmy:
Hey! How about instead of bragging, you thank me for inviting you along at all?

Cindy:
You're right, Jimmy. Thank you...for letting me kick your butt on the back nine!

Jimmy:
What is your problem, Vortex?!

Cindy:
I don't have a problem! What's your problem?!

Jimmy:
Oh, I think you do have a problem.

[Arguing with each other]

Carl:
It's so hard to digest when they argue like that. [Belches]

Libby:
All this space travel has given me a zit! [Groans] I need Vanishing Cream.

Cindy:
You can't admit that I smoke you in athletics.

Jimmy:
Oh, yeah?! You want to go right now?

Cindy:
Bring it on, Brain Boy!

[Both grunting]

[Buzzing]

Carl:
[Belches]

Libby:
I need more Vanishing Cream!

Sheen:
I gotta get me one of these!

[Grunts louder]

Cindy:
Getting angry, Neutron?

Libby:
What's happening?

Jimmy:
We flew straight into the Van Patten Radiation Belt! The systems are offline! Hold on, everyone!

[All scream]

[Crashes]

[Steam hissing]

Jimmy:
Everybody okay?

Carl:
Yeah, except for my head and my trick knee. My scapula, though, surprisingly seems fine.

Jimmy:
That could've been bad. Exposure to Van Patten rays has been known to cause weird mutations. Fortunately, there doesn't seem to be any adverse side effects.

Both:
[Gasps]

Jimmy:
What?

Sheen:
Dude, that is one wicked sunburn.

Jimmy:
Huh? Holy Heisenberg! This isn't sunburn. The Van Patten rays altered my skin pigment!

Cindy:
Hey! A little help over here?

[Boys gasp]

Jimmy:
Cindy, the rays affected you, too!

Cindy:
So I'm super-strong. I'm still not going to hold this thing all day!

[Fuselage Whooshes]

[Fuselage Whistles, Then Crashes]

Miss Fowl:
[Shrieks]

Sheen:
This is all very interesting, but I need to find the Little Crash Survivors' Room. [Runs to the restroom and back] What'd I miss?

Jimmy:
Sheen, the rays have given you the power to vibrate at super-fast speed!

Sheen:
Sweet! But I think they also shrunk my bladder. Excuse me. [Runs to the restroom and back again]

Cindy:
Wait a minute. Where's Libby?

Libby:
Open your eyes, girlfriend. I'm right in front of you.

[All Shriek]

Libby:
Hey, I was invisible! Cool!

Carl:
I don't feel so good. [Belches loud and thunderously]

Sheen:
Y'know, Milwaukee has very clean restrooms.

Jimmy:
I think I see what happened. You all got super powers based on what you were doing when the Van Patten rays hit.

Cindy:
And you just turned orange?! How lame is that?!

Jimmy:
It's not lame! Maybe my cells store massive amounts of vitamin C or something.

Carl:
[Sniffs] Mmm. He does have a pleasing, fruity aroma.

[Both laugh]

Sheen:
Guys, get serious. We've all been endowed with incredible power. And I say we use that power to attack Tokyo! [Runs to Tokyo and back] Guys, come on-pick up the pace.

Jimmy:
Sheen's right! Except for the part about Tokyo-we have been given incredible power. But we should use it to fight crime.

Sheen:
Why didn't I think of that?

Libby:
You mean... become superheroes?

Cindy:
I hate to admit it, but that would be cool.

Carl:
I can fight crime, but I have to be home by 5:30.

Sheen:
Stack hands, everyone. We need to make a solemn vow. Let those who do evil beware! From this day forth, we shall be known as the Fantastic League of Justice-Bringing Avenging Men!

Libby:
Excuse me?!

Sheen:
And two girls.