Angel, Season 2

Wesley:
That's so typical of your kind.

Cordelia:
Well at least I'm not a sheep like you.

Wesley:
I am not a sheep!

Cordelia:
You are such a sheep! You've never had a single opinion you didn't read in a book.

Wesley:
At least I've opened a book.

Cordelia:
Oh don't even try with the snooty, Wooly Boy. I was top 10 percent of my class!

Wesley:
What class? Advanced bosoms?

[Cordelia gasps.]

Angel:
Hey! What the hell's going on here?

Cordelia:
We were just discussing whether or not we should offer to pay Gunn.

[Silence. Angel stares at them both.]

Angel:
No you weren't.

Wesley:
Well, our discussions tend to go about three minutes. Then it's strictly name-calling and hair-pulling.