Angel, Season 2

Cordelia:
I can't get this bandage to - stop moving!

Angel:
I'm not.

Cordelia:
Well, then stop breathing.

Angel:
I don't breathe.

Cordelia:
Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.

Wesley:
That's an ugly looking wound.

Angel:
It doesn't feel pretty either.

Wesley:
We should definitely approach this girl with caution - I guess you already figured that out.

Angel:
She's very powerful. We got to find out everything we can about her.

Cordelia:
Like, oh, say, her name?

Angel:
I was impaled at the time!

Cordelia:
Of course. Perfectly understandable.

Angel:
Do you know how hard it is to think straight with a rebar through your torso?

Cordelia:
Actually, I do. Benefits of a Sunnydale education. No address or anything?

Angel:
She said she was staying with a friend.

Cordelia:
Well, that narrows it down to people with friends. [to Wesley] Where do we keep that list?