Joan of Arcadia, Season One

Woman:
Joan Girardi? Sign Here.

Joan:
Oh. I never get anything in the mail.

Woman:
You owe eleven dollars and fifty cents.

[Joan turns around to call her mom for the money.]

Woman:
Un uh. You have twelve dollars in you pocket you were going to use to buy a Frappuccino and a muffin when you skip history class after lunch. Which by the way. Do not do that.

Joan:
Oh God. You're just a three ring circus aren't you?

God:
Ok, price went up. Give me the whole twelve.

Joan:
What are you going to do with money?

God:
It's not what I'm going to do with it. It's what you're going to do without it.