Angel, Season 2

Lindsey:
What are you doing here?

Angel:
Gee, I don't know, saving your life.

Lindsey:
I don't need you to save my life.

Angel:
Gee, a little gratitude, Lindsey, goes a long way.

Lindsey:
You got no business. Why? Why aren't you trying to kill me?

Angel:
Excuse me, I'm on a case here, Lindsey. Does everything have to be about killing you all the time?

Parole Officer:
I can see that you guys got issues. I'll just- [Angel chokes him]

Lindsey:
That is my lead. You are choking my lead.

Angel:
He's my lead, he's my lead. What are we, in the schoolyard here? Look, if you want to get to the bottom of this, you gotta learn how to play with others. [to P.O.] Okay look, I'm gonna loosen the rope and you're gonna tell me all about your parolee Bradley Scott.

Lindsey:
Who?

Angel:
The guy whose hand you're wearing. You might want to listen up.

Lindsey:
You don't tell me what to do.

Angel:
He's so immature.

Lindsey:
Shut up!

Angel:
[to P.O.] We're waiting.

Parole Officer:
I'm not telling you zip. You can kill me but Wolfram and Hart will do a lot worse.

Angel:
Kill you? Why would I kill you...[morphs into vamp-face]...when I could live off you for a month?

[The guy looks back at Angel and yells as he sees his changed face; Angel pats his face as Lindsey grimaces]

Angel:
Hmm, can't you just taste that butter fat? [Grins at Lindsey]

Lindsey:
You are really gross, you know that?