King of the Hill, Season 1

Hank Hill:
Excuse me, where's the hardware department?

Buckley:
[Clueless] Where is the hardware department? Uhm, hm, what exactly is it you're looking for?

Hank Hill:
The hardware department.

Buckley:
Yeah, but are you looking for like a tool or something?

Hank Hill:
What difference does it make?

Buckley:
Huh, what difference does it make?

Hank Hill:
Okay, I'm lookin' for a tap-and-die and some WD-40.

Buckley:
Huh, what is it that you're trying to do?

Hank Hill:
[Losing patience] I'm tryin' to buy a tap-and-die and some WD-40 and get out of this God-forsaken store!

Buckley:
Uh ... and what is a tap-and-die?

Hank Hill:
Okay, forget it! Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is? That's what I want, a damned hammer! Now where in the hell would I go?

Nearby Customer 1:
Hey, that's that Hank Hill fella that lives on the block next to us.

Nearby Customer 2:
He sure has a temper, doesn't he?

Nearby Customer 1:
Sure does. Makes you wonder who gave his boy that black eye.