King of the Hill, Season 1

Peggy Hill:
(crying) I am so stupid!

Hank Hill:
Aw, you're not stupid. Heck, you're smarter than me.

Peggy Hill:
Oh, big deal.

Hank Hill:
Well, you're smarter than anyone else in Arlen.

Peggy Hill:
Well, whoop-dee-do. I am the smartest hillbilly in Hillbillytown.

Hank Hill:
I-I'm trying Peggy. I just... hey, you know, Coach always used to say something that would fire us up when we were behind.

Peggy Hill:
Yeah, what?

Hank Hill:
LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF?! WELL, YOU SHOULD BE CAUSE YOU ARE DIRT! YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU BIG BABY! BABY WANT A BOTTLE?! A BIG DIRT BOTTLE?!

Peggy Hill:
(crying) Why are you yelling at me?

Hank Hill:
Uh, well, I'm trying to be your coach. I... It's... It's inspiring.

Peggy Hill:
Well, thank you, cause I feel worse than ever.

Hank Hill:
Well, it worked for the team.

Peggy Hill:
No, It didn't. You went to State and lost.

Hank Hill:
Ah, jeez. I think I need one of those $8 beers.