King of the Hill, Season 1

Kick the Butt Club Counselor:
It's beautiful how you came out to support your daddy.

Bobby Hill:
I'm a smoker, too.

Everyone gasps.

Kick the Butt Club Counselor:
How long have you been addicted to cigarettes?

Bobby Hill:
Since my dad let me smoke a whole carton.

Hank Hill:
Wait a minute, I didn't let him, I made him. It was a punishment.

Bill Dautrieve:
Can I get a new buddy?

Audience member:
What is wrong with him?

Kick the Butt Club Counselor:
You are sick, sir! You shouldn't be allowed to have children!

Hank Hill:
Now hold on a minute here. I didn't bring my family here to be yelled at. I don't think I like this club. You all whine too much, and the coffee's bad. I'll tell you what you need to do. You need to take a thirteenth step... down off your high horse!