King of the Hill, Season 3

Cotton Hill:
Tilly! Did you make this Stuffin'? 'CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE GARBAGE!

Hank Hill:
(in a worried tone): Uh, Dad?

Cotton Hill:
Did I ever tell you about the time she tried to poison me with a baked Chicken?

Tilly Hill:
(sighs) It was Chicken Almondine.

Cotton Hill:
IT WAS CYANIDE, WOMAN!

Hank Hill:
(exasperated) Dad, could you please show Mom some respect while Bobby's in the room?

Cotton Hill:
You heard him, Bobby. Leave the room! (Bobby gets up to leave the room)

Hank Hill:
(frustrated) Sit down.

Bobby Hill:
Grandpa, could you at least respect Grandmom until we get to dessert?

Cotton Hill:
Didi's your Grandmom too, Bobby..... Your pretty Grandmom! 'Course, bad as Tilly was in the Kitchen, she was even worse in the Bedroom! (Brief silence) I Said.... The Woman was lousy in the sack.