King of the Hill, Season 6

Kahn has distracted Hank in front of the membership chairman. Ted Wassanasong goes to speak to Khan in private

Ted Wassanasong:
Damn it, Kahn, do you want to join Nine Rivers?

Khan:
Oh yes! Thank you, Ted!

Ted:
Welp, you can forget it!

Kahn frowns

Ted:
...Unless you can show Mr. Ho that Hank Hill would be the perfect Nine Rivers member.

Kahn Souphanousinphone:
What do you want with that chicken-fried loser?

Ted:
The PGA has refused to have their tournament at Nine Rivers unless we attract at least one non-Asian member. You deliver me Hank, I will put you up for junior membership.

Kahn:
You will offer me full membership!

Ted:
Associate membership?

Kahn:
Full membership!

Ted{meekly}:
Done!