King of the Hill, Season 6

Hank:
Hey, John Redcorn.

John Redcorn:
Hank.

Hank:
Uh, yeah, John Redcorn, I had a dream last night. You got a minute?

John Redcorn:
Come in. I'll brew some chamomile tea.

Hank:
...and the woman in my dreams, the one without the clothing, was not my wife. And needless to say that is not a dream I intended to have.

John Redcorn:
My people believe that dreams of the unconscious mind trying to solve a problem with the conscious mind cannot. Is there anything unusual going on with you?

Hank:
Nope. Everything's the same as it's always been for as long as I can remember. Yep, same old, same old.

John Redcorn:
Is it possible that after 20 years of marriage, you're a little tired of your wife?

Hank:
What?! That's crazy! Our romantic life is as good as the day we were married. It hasn't changed a bit. Yep, we've got a great routine. If I were bored of Peggy, I'd be having dreams in which I was bored of Peggy, not grilling naked with the neighbor's wife.

John Redcorn:
(laughs) Minh.

Hank:
Uh, no.

John Redcorn:
It's Nancy? My Nancy? You're having dirty dreams about my sweet Nan-Nan?

Hank:
Say, is that a new suede vest?

John Redcorn:
Nancy used to like it when I kept the vest on during sex. Do you want it?

Hank:
Oh, God!

John Redcorn:
Here, take it! Take it all!

Hank:
Bah!

John Redcorn:
(crying)