Law & Order, Season 3

Robinette:
The defendant savagely murdered an elderly woman, your honor.

Judge Franks:
Wait, wait, wait. It says here Mrs. Spiegelman was 61.

Robinette:
That's correct, your honor.

Judge Franks:
At my 61st birthday, you were cramming for a torts exam. I'd advise you to choose your adjectives a little more courteously, counselor.

Robinette:
The People request bail of 500,000.

Knight:
My client can hardly afford cab fare to Brooklyn, your honor. Why not make it a million?

Judge Franks:
Why not? [laughs] And they say the elderly lose their sense of humor. [laughs again] Bail is set at 250, cash or bond.