Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Season 6

[Confronting the Reverend with a photograph of his secret gay lover, and after the Reverend has denied knowledge of him.]

Reverend:
Did you say his name?

Goren:
Diego. We have other photos.

Reverend:
You know, there is a Diego that's a professional massage therapist, but, uh, it's so dark in those rooms that I can't--

Goren:
[impatiently] Do you have a massage therapist? Is he your massage therapist?

Reverend:
I ... can't say for sure. I'm, uh, really sorry, detective, that I can't be more helpful, but, uh--

Eames:
Actually, it's always helpful when we know someone is lying to us. There seem to be phone calls from your cell to his.

Reverend:
[looking at picture again] Actually, this-- you know what? This is Diego. Yeah. Hah. Funny. Uh, the back pain I get is so crippling that I can't even think. I just lay there and I close my eyes--

Goren:
[looking bored] --and wait for that booty bump....