Angel, Season 5

[First lines]

Drusilla:
Oh. Such a hungry little kitty. Meow. You've been a starved one, haven't you, my sweet Willy?

William:
I've got you to feast on now, pet. Is this your home?

Drusilla:
Their home. [Looks at a pair middle-aged corpses slumped on the sofa, posed as if they were sitting.] Ambassador to...something and his plump, lovely wife. Till their spirits flew away on fairy wings. Psst. When Angelus took them for dinner.

William:
Angelus? Who the bloody hell's Ang

[William turns to see Angelus lurking in the shadows in a nearby doorway.]

Drusilla:
Look what I made. It's called Willy.

William:
William.

Drusilla:
[smiles] Where's Darla? I want Darla to see William.

Angelus:
Darla and I had a little spat. Her precious Master sent for her. You know Darla. Master's pet.

Drusilla:
Oh. Poor Angelus.

Angelus:
Ah, don't fret, Dru. We'll make up. Always do. [Touches his bruised brow.] Mmm. Ow. After a little tit for tat. Shouldn't let that spoil our fun here. [Looks at William, checking him out.] So, instead of just feeding off of this William... you went and turned him into one of us. Another rooster in the henhouse.

Drusilla:
You're not cross with me, are you?

Angelus:
Cross?

[He grabs William's arm and holds it out into the ray of sunlight beaming through the closed curtains.]

Angelus:
Do you have any idea what it's like having nothing but women as travel companions, night in and night out?

[Wiliam angrily yanks his sizzling hand away from Angelus.]

William:
Touch me again-

Angelus:
Don't mistake me. I do love the ladies. It's just lately... I've been wondering... [Holds his own fist in the beam of sunlight] ...what it'd be like... [watches his hand sizzle] to share the slaughter of innocents... with another man. [turns his hand over so the palm is in the light now; looks admiringly at it as it smokes] Don't think that makes me some kind of a deviant, hmm? [pulls his hand back close to his face] Do you?

[Staring at Angelus, William sticks his own hand in the light, voluntarily this time.]

Angelus:
[laughs, slaps William on the shoulder affectionately] I like this one! You and me, we're gonna be the best of friends.

[Angelus and William laugh together.]