The Legend of Korra, Book One: Air

Jinora:
So, how's it going with the tall, dreamy Firebender-boy? You've been spending a lot of time together lately.

Ikki:
Oh yeah, tell us all about the magical romance.

Korra:
What? Listen to you two. I'm not interested in Mako or any romantic stuff. Besides he's all into that prissy, beautiful, elegant rich girl. But let's just pretend for a second I am interested in him; What would I do?

Jinora:
Ooh. I just read an historical saga where the heroine fell in love with the enemy general's son, who's supposed to marry the princess. You should do what she did.

Korra:
Tell me.

Jinora:
She rode a dragon into battle and burned down the entire country. Then she jumped into a volcano. It was so romantic.

Korra:
Eh?

Ikki:
No, no, no! The best way to win a boy's heart is to brew a love potion of rainbows and sunsets that makes true lovers sprout wings and fly to a magical castle in the sky, where they get married and eat clouds with spoons and use stars as ice cubes in their moonlight-punch. Forever and ever and ever!

Korra:
The volcano is starting to make more sense to me now. [a laugh is heard and Korra turns to see Pema] Oh, hey, Pema. How long where you standing there?

Pema:
Long enough.