Lie to Me, Season 1

Cal Lightman:
(talking to an empty chair) Shh, I told you, quiet now.

AJ:
Who are you talking to?

Cal Lightman:
That's Penelope. (talking to an empty chair) Quiet. I told you, be quiet.

(Cal knocks the empty chair over from under the table where AJ can't see.)

AJ:
You did that!

(Cal picks up the chair and sets it right.)

Cal Lightman:
Eh?

AJ:
You did that.

Cal Lightman:
Penelope did that.

AJ:
You're making that up.

Cal Lightman:
Now, that's not fair. (pointing to the empty chair) She thinks you're cool.

AJ:
There's no one there.

Cal Lightman:
She told me that she thought you were super cool.

(Cal and Aj look at each other)

AJ:
You're weird.