Angel, Season 5

Lindsey:
Believe it or not, I was actually talking about you. You don't care about being squashed like a bug?

Angel:
You haven't heard a word I've said. For, like, years back.

Lindsey:
Well, you get a little speechy, all right? And I breeze out. I got the Cliff Notes-honor and humanity. Absolute good. I heard it. So here's the plot twist-I'm in.

Angel:
Why?

Lindsey:
Everybody goes on about your soul. A vampire with a soul. Nobody ever mentions the fact that you're really a vampire with big brass testes. This is gonna be a circus. I mean, win or lose, you're about to pick the nastiest fight since mankind drop-kicked the last demon out of this dimension. And that you don't do without me. If you want me, I'm on your team.

Angel:
I want you, Lindsey. [pause] Thinking about rephrasing that.

Lindsey:
Yeah, think I'd be more comfortable if you did.