Life on Mars, Series 2

Sam Tyler:
Maybe the NF shot him, left the heroin there, to make him look bad.

Gene Hunt:
The NF are too stupid for that. They could stick a shotgun up my arse and pull the trigger, they'd still miss!

Sam Tyler:
I'd still like to explore the racially motivated line of enquiry.

Gene Hunt:
And I'd like my boot to explore your jacksie, come on Tyler, where's the evidence you're so fond of?