Life on Mars, Series 2

Sam Tyler:
I was just dreaming.

Gene Hunt:
What I call a dream involves Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil! That's what you call a guilty conscience, my friend.

Sam Tyler:
What?

Gene Hunt:
The root of nightmares.

Sam Tyler:
My conscience is clear, thank you very much.

Gene Hunt:
Yeah, well, as for me, I slept like a baby! [Flops back down onto the bed]

Sam Tyler:
Yeah, a twenty stone baby. Burps, snores and farts.

Gene Hunt:
[sitting bolt upright] I do NOT snore!