Archer, Season 1

Archer:
So, obviously, it would be a lot easier for me if you just disabled all that when you left work tonight... somehow.

Cheryl:
Ooh, that would make me... uncomfortable.

Archer:
Ugh, God, everything makes you uncomfortable!

[Archer and Cheryl are naked and on the floor of his apartment]

Archer:
Just the tip?

[Archer is behind Cheryl now, who is on all fours]

Archer:
Just the tip?

[Archer is waving an ice cream cone in front of Cheryl]

Archer:
Just the tip!

[in the present]

Archer:
How was I supposed to know you're lactose intolerant?

Cheryl:
Because I kept screaming it!

[Later]

Cheryl:
Are... are you gonna pay for your lunch?

Archer:
Just the tip. [Pause] Actually, I don't have any cash on me. Could you... get it? I also need cab fare. Awww, Ugly Duckling. Bork Bork.