Archer, Season 1

Cyril:
When would you use an underwear gun?

Archer:
Hopefully never. But say you're in a Caribbean bungalow, and you're kind of high, an exotic woman on the bed. Now is she just the high-priced whore you asked for? Or is she an... assassin?

Cyril:
I don't know.

Archer:
Oh, here's room service. Who ordered champagne?

Cyril:
Ah. How should I know?

Archer:
Exactly. You're baked. You can't remember. But since when does it take three huge surly Jamaican guys to deliver one bottle of champagne?

Cyril:
Ohh. Because they're assassins too?

Archer:
Or.. Maybe one guy's a new waiter. The second one's training him, and the third's from maintenance, finally off his lazy ass to fix the A.C.

Cyril:
Oh, yeah. I guess that could happen.

Archer:
Point is, you come out of the john waving this around... no one's gonna bug you for a tip.