Magical Project S

Sammy:
Ryo-Ohki, what does that...

(Sammy finds Ryo-Ohki in his true form and screams)

Ryo-Ohki:
WH-WHAT?!

Sammy:
Who... Who the heck are you?

Ryo-Ohki:
What are you talking about? It's me, Ryo-Ohki!

Sammy:
Ryo-Ohki?

Ryo-Ohki:
Oh, yeah! You've never seen me like this before. This is what I really look like.

Sammy:
No way.

Ryo-Ohki:
It's true, I tell you!

Sammy:
Then who did I used to kiss good night?

Ryo-Ohki:
Me.

Sammy:
Then who scoffed my cake and ate it behind my back?

Ryo-Ohki:
Might have been me.

Sammy:
And who came in the bathtub with me?

Ryo-Ohki:
Uh, was that me?

Sammy:
Gee Whiz! (whacks Ryo-Ohki)

Ryo-Ohki:
That's mean, Sammy!

Sammy:
But I didn't know that you weren't really a cat!

Ryo-Ohki:
I had to, or else your family wouldn't have taken me in!

Sammy:
Yeah, that might be, but still...

Ryo-Ohki:
If a boy suddenly lives here, the neighbors would be shocked.