Magnum, P.I., Season 3

[Magnum is "playing" the saxophone]

Higgins:
Magnum....Magnum!.....Magnum!!

Magnum:
Hi, Higgins!

Higgins:
How fiendishly deceptive of you Magnum. I could have sworn I was hearing the emasculation of a large rodent. To my great surprise, I see the sounds are emanating from what I thought was a harmless musical instrument.

Magnum:
Cute Higgins, real cute. [Magnum resumes playing saxophone badly]

Higgins:
Why Magnum? Why do this terrible thing?

Magnum:
Higgins, I'll have you know I used to be very good. I was the second best sax player in my High School band.

Higgins:
Well how many sax players were there?!

Magnum:
...Anyway, I just saw this in a pawn shop window and thought I'd like to try and get my chops back.

Higgins:
May I suggest that your "chops" are irretrievable.