Magnum, P.I., Season 3

Magnum:
Higgins, there is nothing, absolutely nothing, that you can tell Robin that he doesn't already know - that we havn't laughed about together.

Higgins:
The potato chip heiress from Buffalo who filled the tidal pool with...

Magnum:
A little misunderstanding, Higgins. After it was drained...

Higgins:
And then there is the Romanian mime troop who...

Magnum:
You...You're not going to bring that up. I mean, you were there when the paramedics arrived! You know!

Higgins:
I will take note of the panic in your voice and those guilt-crazed eyes as a scent to my favor, albeit with the slightest reluctance.

Magnum:
Wait a minute! This isn't a favor, this is extortion and blackmail!