Magnum, P.I., Season 7

Magnum:
Is there anybody you haven't known, or anything you haven't done?

Higgins:
You're calling me a liar again.

Magnum:
I'm calling you an exaggerator. Your memoirs read like a bad novel. Not that it's bad writing. No, it's kind of exciting ... very imaginative, very professional; not like that cheap pulp that Robin writes.

Higgins:
How dare you!

Magnum:
I was just quoting you. You're the one that's always saying that Robin's writing is cheap.

Higgins:
I never said cheap! It's just not serious writing. That's the only real difference between the memoirs and the novels.

Magnum:
"The" memoirs? "The" novels?

Higgins:
I was using the article the to compare the works rather than the writers.

Magnum:
Sure. Just how much writing have you done, Higgins?